Where did you get a picture of my penis
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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