This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I think I sprained my soul last night
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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