I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
