The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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