I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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