That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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