Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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