He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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