bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Houston, we have a squirter
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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