I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
