Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
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