THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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