The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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