So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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