My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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