Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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