Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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