I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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