She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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