its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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