U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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