Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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