I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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