you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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