I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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