At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
there was a trapeze. enough said
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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