I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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