i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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