try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Dignity is for republicans.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Randomize
