you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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