so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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