i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
it was like eating out sand paper
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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