how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
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