Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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