After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
How does one acquire holy water?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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