Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
A+ Viking dick
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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