Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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