In America we eat man semen.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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