he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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