belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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