went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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