just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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