normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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