It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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