I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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