Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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