Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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