Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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