so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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