I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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