Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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