that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Someone signed my nipple.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
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