thus making me awesome and them whores
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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