I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
We have started to decorate penises.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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